Yesterday, I came home to find my husband baking chocolate chip cookies. This was a welcome surprise. I usually come home to find him passed out in his chair.
Me: "Ooh. Homemade junk food. My favorite."
Him: "Yes. And you can eat as many as you want. I encourage it."
Me: "You realize this will make it harder for me to lose the baby weight."
Him: "That's my plan."
Me: "This is part of a plan?"
Him: "Yes. My plan is to feed you so much that you will become so large, you will never be able to leave. Ever."
Me: "And how long did it take you to come up with this plan?"
Him: "I just thought of it, and then I started making cookies."
Me: "Very efficient."
I would post a picture of the cookies, but I ate them all.
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