Me: "I guess we're not going on our annual Memorial Day camping trip out to Memorial Campground."
Dave: "Why not?"
Me: "Are you kidding? I'll be eight million months pregnant."
Dave: "Oh, that shouldn't matter. We can still camp."
Me: "What if I go into labor?"
Dave: "Fort Hunter-Liggett must have medics. And I have a multi-tool!"
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